novacorpsrecruit
mikepricelife:

420praiseitandblazeit:

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE MOST CONFUSING THINGS ON THIS WHOLE WIDE LAND MASS WE CALL EARTH. YOU OPEN THIS BAG AND OUT COMES THIS NASTY, ASS-LIKE ODOR. THEN, YOU REACH YOUR HAND IN AND PULL OUT A CHIP AND IT IS THE COLOR OF A DIRTY ASSHOLE. SO ALL SIGNS ARE POINTING TO ASS HOLE AS YOU INCH THIS GOD FORSAKEN CHIP INTO YOUR MOUTH. FIRST YOU’RE HIT WITH A BITTER COFEE TASTE. LIKE HOTEL COFEE. THEN COMES THAT MOTHERFUCKIN CINNAMON. AND AS THE CINNAMON SNEAKS IN, THE TASTE ACTUALLY ISN’T THAT BAD. BUT WHOOOAH THERE, THE CINNAMON FLAVOR IS SHORT LIVED. BACK COMES THAG CHEAP BITTER ASS COFFEE, COMING IN FOR ANOTHER ROUND. THEN AS YOU CRUNCH, YOUR BRAIN GETS ALL SORTS OF MIXED FEELINGS. LIKE IS THIS A CHIP. OR. AM I DRINKING A MEDIOCRE STARBUCKS DRINK. ITS SORTA SALTY TOO. THIS FUCKIN FOOD IS LIKE A WHIRLWIND OF GOOD AND BADS. THEN YOU TURN THE BAG AROUND AND READ THIS FUCKIN LOVE NOTE FROM  THE CREATOR, NAMED CHAD. WOW CHAD. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOUR CONFUSING ASS CHIP-DRINK.

this is the greatest review of these chips

mikepricelife:

420praiseitandblazeit:

THESE MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THE MOST CONFUSING THINGS ON THIS WHOLE WIDE LAND MASS WE CALL EARTH. YOU OPEN THIS BAG AND OUT COMES THIS NASTY, ASS-LIKE ODOR. THEN, YOU REACH YOUR HAND IN AND PULL OUT A CHIP AND IT IS THE COLOR OF A DIRTY ASSHOLE. SO ALL SIGNS ARE POINTING TO ASS HOLE AS YOU INCH THIS GOD FORSAKEN CHIP INTO YOUR MOUTH. FIRST YOU’RE HIT WITH A BITTER COFEE TASTE. LIKE HOTEL COFEE. THEN COMES THAT MOTHERFUCKIN CINNAMON. AND AS THE CINNAMON SNEAKS IN, THE TASTE ACTUALLY ISN’T THAT BAD. BUT WHOOOAH THERE, THE CINNAMON FLAVOR IS SHORT LIVED. BACK COMES THAG CHEAP BITTER ASS COFFEE, COMING IN FOR ANOTHER ROUND. THEN AS YOU CRUNCH, YOUR BRAIN GETS ALL SORTS OF MIXED FEELINGS. LIKE IS THIS A CHIP. OR. AM I DRINKING A MEDIOCRE STARBUCKS DRINK. ITS SORTA SALTY TOO. THIS FUCKIN FOOD IS LIKE A WHIRLWIND OF GOOD AND BADS. THEN YOU TURN THE BAG AROUND AND READ THIS FUCKIN LOVE NOTE FROM THE CREATOR, NAMED CHAD. WOW CHAD. I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY WITH YOUR CONFUSING ASS CHIP-DRINK.

this is the greatest review of these chips

pokemon-personalities

Pokémon Survey #1: Bold What’s True!

scolipede:

  1. I started with the anime
  2. I started with the games
  3. My first starter was a water type
  4. I still remember Team Rocket’s first motto
  5. I care for my Pokémon
  6. The only shiny I’ve ever had was the red gyarados from HG/SS
  7. I’m the only one in my family who likes Pokémon
  8. Eeveelutions aren’t that cool
  9. Someone introduced me to Pokémon
  10. I have at least one thing with Pokémon stickers on it
  11. I bought a 3DS just because of Pokémon
  12. I honestly don’t know who Junichi Masuda is
  13. I used to pretend that animals were Pokémon
  14. I’ve read the manga at least once
  15. Once I beat the Champion, I never touch the game anymore
  16. Once in my life, I got Pokémon stuff as birthday gift
  17. I found/hatched a shiny today
  18. Milotic is the most beautiful Pokémon in the world
  19. I like to think that I’m good at battling but I never battle that one person because I think they’re better than me
  20. I haven’t watched all of the movies
  21. I have Pokémon Y
  22. My last starter was a fire type
  23. I beat Whitney in the first try
  24. I still watch the anime
  25. I actually have a pet named after a Pokémon
  26. Team Magma rules
  27. Nah, Team Aqua is better
  28. Smogon needs to stop banning everything
  29. I don’t even know what Smogon is
  30. I like Latios over Latias
  31. I don’t nickname my Pokémon
  32. I have more than 10 shinies
  33. I believe in Gengar and Clefable’s theory
  34. N is so irrelevant now 
  35. I never liked N that much anyway
  36. I think about how cool my life would be if Pokémon were real
  37. Arcanine needs a Mega Evolution
  38. I know the japanese name of at least 5 Pokémon
  39. I’ve never had a Pikachu
  40. I like Red over Ash
  41. I killed a legendary on purpose
  42. I have a Pokémon plush
  43. Flygon should be part bug
  44. I’d be 80 and I’d still like Pokémon
  45. I swear I don’t understand the Pokemon trading card game
  46. I own every single Pokémon game, like,  all of them, every single one.
  47. If Pokémon were real, I would make a blog just to post about my journey.
  48. Whimsicott or Lilligant
  49. I have a Pokémon tattoo